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Disgusting show of supremacy

by Bork Laser

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1.
Suburban Spiderman 02:35
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2.
Where Have You Gone Emilio? 03:14
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Master of the flying V taught charlie the triple deak radiation in the trunk back when you were just a punk where have you gone spoofin' with Samuel L gave those Icelanders hell got impailed on a lift you got the short shrift where have you gone Where have you gone Emilio a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you you were in Stakeout and Another Stakeout I always thought that you'd pull through Where have you gone Emilio a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you you were in Stakeout and Another Stakeout I always thought that you'd pull through Young gunnin with the pack your brother's got your back those seniors a bunch of jerks the ducks got them in their bunks where have you gone On Bobby you made us proud standing O from the Venice crowd men a work you were raising heck re team with chuck on Rated X where have you gone Where have you gone Emilio a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you you were in Stakeout and Another Stakeout I always thought that you'd pull through Where have you gone Emilio a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you you were in Stakeout and Another Stakeout I always thought that you'd pull through Some guys have famous brothers You've got a famous dad too that might be a lot of pressure I hope it doesn't get to you But you can be better than them but you can be better than them but you can be better than them yeah you can be better than them Where have you gone Emilio a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you you were in Stakeout and Another Stakeout I always thought that you'd pull through Where have you gone Emilio a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you you were in Stakeout and Another Stakeout I always thought that you'd pull through Where have you gone Emilio a nation turns its lonely eyes to you woo woo woo What's that you say Carlos Estavez Emilio's gone and left us all today hey hey hey hey hey hey
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Money In The Bank 03:46
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AFK. 02:20
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Well old Karloff's huddled in the corner sorting through his magic deck and Lemon drop Sue's getting a sharpie tattoo by Bearded Frank on her neck and there's Slam Sam in his window seat playing Settlers of Cattan and Starcraft steve says he's about to leave says he's headed from the promised land Well we're all down at the AFK drink a few beers drink our troubles away play our cards right and we might get laid by a girl who looks just like Felicia Day Who needs a bar when you got an arcade a cold beer and a warm summer's day always have a friend for streets of rage down here at the AFK Well here comes Connie she's a natural 20 all the guys are scared of her well Tapout Matt says I can hit that she's just like any other girl says hey baby baby got my library card and I'm checking you out she says good lord honey you know I roll hoard and starts making out with Lich King Sal Well we're all down at the AFK drink a few beers drink our troubles away play our cards right and we might get laid by a girl who looks just like Felicia Day Who needs a bar when you got an arcade a cold beer and a warm summer's day always have a friend for streets of rage down here at the AFK Well Divorce Dan just in from Japan and you know he's on the prowl well Miss Pac Man she can barely stand says it's been awhile Dan clears his throat orders a double Hypnotoad says my car is just round back Pac Man smirks and says that'll work lets just be back before the Reapers attack Well we're all down at the AFK drink a few beers drink our troubles away play our cards right and we might get laid by a girl who looks just like Felicia Day Who needs a bar when you got an arcade a cold beer and a warm summer's day always have a friend for streets of rage down here at the AFK Well we're all down at the AFK drink a few beers drink our troubles away play our cards right and we might get laid by a girl who looks just like Felicia Day Who needs a bar when you got an arcade a cold beer and a warm summer's day always have a friend for streets of rage down here at the AFK
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Matt vs. the Spiders 03:31
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Hello My Name is Matt Holden Social D tat and a stance thats golden drink a little beer and raise a little hell ladies love me cause I treat them well shit goes down I'm ready to brawl don't give a fuck if he's 8 feet tall I might go down but I can take a hit I'm like Duane Peters i don't know when to quit But in my heaart of hearts there's one thing I fear 8 tiny beedy eyes cut through my punk veneer 99 percent of the time I'm fuck you to the world but if that bastard comes toward me I'll scream like a little girl I'm Matt and I hate spiders Matt I hate their guts who wants to live in a world with spiders damn I really wish I had a beer now Get me and him alone in a cage two fisting with a can full of bug spray out that shit on pay per view Jesus didn't tap to spider goo check me out ladies going in for the kill killing these bastards is such a thrill oh my god he's coming at me what should I do please God help me Will he wrap me up in a web cocoon the air is leaving me like the air from a balloon or hang me upside down save me for a snack oh my god I'm about to have a heart attack I'm Matt and I hate spiders Matt I hate their guts who wants to live in a world with spiders damn I really wish I had a beer now 8 legs not punk rock making webs not punk rock hiding in shoes not punk rock crawling on the floor not punk rock hanging from the ceiling not punk rock poisonous bite not punk rock little spider babies not punk rock Tobey Macguire not punk rock I'm Matt and I hate spiders Matt I hate their guts who wants to live in a world with spiders damn I really wish I had a beer now
6.
Oldest Ride Longest Ride 02:13
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Got a truck to rob or a case to crack an old man's twinkled eyes advice I've got your back remember Jaws 4 a shark ate my plane I still took your girl home made her scream my name Do you know who I am I'm Michael Caine the suavest cockney son of a bitch in the game yeah you head right I'm Michael Caine You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off Ever been to the top of Space Mountain hop in the limo baby I'll let you in $3000 for the shoes $50,000 for the watch that's just how it goes when your on top Do you know who I am I'm Ric Flair styling and profiling with my golden hair yeah you heard right I'm the nature boy I'll take your girl home make her scream Mickey Mouse
7.
Taco Tuesday 03:05
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Woke up this morning this Tuesday sucks stuck in morning traffic this Tuesday sucks wish I had stayed in bed at home spilled coffee on my keyboard this Tuesday sucks 401k is shrinking this Tuesday sucks I only had a brownie to eat Then Ted comes by my cubicle lets go to the Taco bell take a look at my watch its almost 12 o'clock this Tuesday sucked but now its gonna rock because Rice and beans and cheese and meat throw in a tortilla roll and eat Rice and beans and cheese and meat throw in a tortilla roll and eat Taco Tuesday my favorite time of the week Pull up to the drive through this Tuesday rocks see my girl is working this Tuesday rocks can I please have a large number 1 she smiles when she sees me this Tuesday rocks says you boys look hungry this Tuesday rocks can't wait till I take my first bite Ted says why do you dig her she's missing her front teeth she' got her GED that's good enough for me She;s never met her dad I think thats pretty rad because Rice and beans and cheese and meat throw in a tortilla roll and eat Rice and beans and cheese and meat throw in a tortilla roll and eat Taco Tuesday my favorite time of the week If I were a death row inmate this would be my very last meal sends a chill on down my throat something this good can't be real I've got to get her number gotta man up and grow a pair this day is finally turning out right out right out right out right Go to the drive through excuse me miss you wanna go out on a date I can borrow my dad's car it's a Kia I'll take you to the mall I'll buy you a parasol mom says I'm a romantic guy so when's your day off do tacos work for you she looks at me inquisitively she says yeah fine pick me up at 9 because Rice and beans and cheese and meat throw in a tortilla roll and eat Rice and beans and cheese and meat throw in a tortilla roll and eat Rice and beans and cheese and meat throw in a tortilla roll and eat Rice and beans and cheese and meat they got me a date isn't that neat Taco Tuesday my favorite time of the week
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After the Con 04:57
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An old man pushes a wet mop up and down the convention floor he doesn't remember all the joy here only a few hours before first editions are back in there boxes celebrities on there planes back home visitors back with their families I spend the night all alone And Batman goes back to the night shift and Superman goes back to that unemployment line some of my friends had come and gone this is what it feels like after the con Met a girl dressed like Dr. Girlfriend we had a real rapport we talked about our childhood heroes as if we'd met before but now I go to bed early to get up for work on Monday morning she's back with her bartender boyfriend I spend the night all alone And Batman goes back to the night shift and Superman goes back to that unemployment line some of my friends had come and gone this is what it feels like after the con Remember when I came up to you and had you sign my Y the last man you smiled and scribbled away said it's always nice to meet a fan Seems like only yesterday I was meeting my gods will Brian K Vaughn still remember me among the hundreds he saw Meetings them's like a sunbeam on an otherwise cloudy day the next con's just around the corner only 361 days And Batman goes back to the night shift and Superman goes back to that unemployment line some of my friends had come and gone this is what it feels like after the con And Batman goes back to the night shift and Superman goes back to that unemployment line some of my friends had come and gone this is what it feels like after the con

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released May 24, 2018

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